When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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