there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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