i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
