..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So. Much. Porn.
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