Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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