Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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