Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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