Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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