Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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