Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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