I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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