Do vagina's smell?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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