Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
