Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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