I seem to have left my pride at pride
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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