Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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