She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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