Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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