I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Will exercising make me less horny?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
