MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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