Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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