Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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