I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
