How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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