So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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