I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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