So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
We are all done wearing pants today
I need to align my fucking chakras
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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