You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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