I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I've blown a few things in my day
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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