she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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