: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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