I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
His nipple licking is glorious
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