at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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