Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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