Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
MIDGETS
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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