New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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