Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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