Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Breakfast tacos?
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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