I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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