Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
