He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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