It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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