We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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