$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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