I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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