i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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