As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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