so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Randomize
