Your face is a jimmy john
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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