I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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