I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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