OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
