I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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