'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love having hate sex.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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