id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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