so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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